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The other two MM angry and said: The next time you want to remember to let us know!
After a half hour, cold MM said: Look, I want to ...
Voice hardly ever, the other two beauties quickly drill into the quilt!
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Teacher's slip of the tongue! Hilarious!
Kindergarten, small children excitedly to find female teacher: Teacher, wall to have a lot of ants moving!
Young female teacher thought, to seize this good opportunity to consolidate what he learned the word!
So female teacher asked: how to say ah ants?
Children froze for a moment, hold for a long time, said: It, it, it did not say anything!!
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1 time in our class a girl sitting in the back listening to the Walkman, so to speak loud Duzhuo ears. She was at the same table, said: The teacher came to tell me soon. Almost all students are heard, and even write on the blackboard the teacher is no exception. Students who come back to see the teacher and say: I am not the last!
2 Mid-Autumn Festival eleventh grade, when suddenly my pager class called up, the result was the teacher confiscated. Afternoon,ugg boots uk, the teacher told me to go to the office put my heavy criticism of the meal, but also asked me to write a 2000 word examination. Finally finished training, teacher desk with your fingers a bit and said: Go back. When I was training too dizzy, and looked up at the table beautifully wrapped box of moon cake (in fact, it is distributed to schools teacher's welfare), heart greatly appreciated, completely forgot my BP machine,Ugg Outlet, grabbed moon cake ...... teacher slowly ran out, stare hey a cry ......
3 High School, a leading local accent. One day at noon,ugg boots sale, he was inside the school radio, said: The **** rooster, please call the whole chicken to chicken Office of the Ministry of public open waste. We are wondering how it benefits the school made every few days? Later learned that the original words should be: Notification notification to the branch office of all faculty meeting 4 self-study class,Ugg Boots Outlet, dean came on squad leader said: Help me find two people, I want to class flower. So squad leader organized the whole class voted to spend up to, making for a lesson, finally unified opinion that the elected class two most beautiful girls. So these two girls are shy to go to director, director, said: Come with me to the Office of Academic Affairs, I want to move to spend ......
5 high school, I sat in the last row, because do not understand English classes, each class is secretly sleep. That is, the classroom door behind me, every class, all at the same table to wake me up to go out soaking up the sun. Day, the teacher told me to answer the question the first time ever, I was sleeping in the same table to wake up and think that class, and then got up and opened the back door out of the classroom. Three minutes later, I feel the environment outside the classroom strange, then walked back to the classroom, I saw staff and students as panic-like ......
6 high school, a class, students are rushing to buy lunch outside. A girls first order than the others, walking around in a short cut, the results did not cover the front covers, fell down! While she propped edge of the well to climb, very embarrassed, a group of junior high school kids horror came by, she was quick-witted, while climbing while saying: hey! Really difficult to repair ah ......
7 The two boys went to the cafeteria to eat, unfortunately, sitting next to a couple, affectionate, but also fed each other. Two little buddies really can not stay, but they did not say anything. Soon, the couple left on their own initiative, the original, and that two brother began to bite me you fed up with each other ......
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